Script by PETER ROMANOV DATE OF WRITING: JULY 29, 2011!
The thing is that earlier I couldn't or didn't know how to write scripts. And now I have no idea what chrono footage is. I'll be very happy if an EXPERIENCED Scriptwriter uses my material and creates something normal!
RESIDENT OF THE HOUSE
PART ONE
UNFORGIVEN2
METALLICA AnFOGIVN2 is playing!
CREDITS:PRODUCTION…ACTORS…
THEN NEW CREDITS!
THE REAL MOVIE CREATORS!
VIDEO: UMBRELL CORPORATION (RESIDENT EVIL 4) PHOTO OF A BOOKCASE, A TABLE! EINSTEIN is sitting at the table, his hair standing on end (the inscription is physicist LUT-) EINSTEIN is sticking out his tongue! MORE
PHOTO from the movie THE LAWN MOWER...VIDEO:THE SPIN IN IT IS THE LAWN MOWER SPINNING!HIS HAIR IS DISORDERED! PHOTO again: LEONARDO da VINCI:VIRTUVIAN
HUMAN! NEXT VIDEO: MIND GAMES! NASH Walks and feeds pigeons! STOP! PHOTO Caption: Sad math teacher NASH!!!
SCENE 1:
WILD WEST...SITTING Clint Eastwood, a fire is burning nearby (KEVIN COSTNER Under EASTWOOD!) smoking...Pigs are grazing...It stinks...
MIKE TYSON appears (riding a donkey!)
- Are you William MANY, who killed women and CHILDREN?
Eastwood (melancholicly, without looking up from the fire):
- YES
TYSON :
- You know...I'M A BOXER!
EASTWOOD (slow down):
-YESS...Although you don't look it...I thought...THAT you were a scientist...
TYSON (remark): You'll say...SCIENTIST...I found a job for you! Money!
Eastwood freezes. His eyes light up at the mention of money. He slowly lifts his head and looks at Tyson.
TYSON:
- You get 1000 dollars...
Eastwood (fascinated (with a sly smile):):
- That kind of money isn't lying around on the road! WHO needs to be dismembered?
Tyson (pulls out a photo from his briefcase, CRYING!)
- THIS is a prostitute! Can you imagine! My sexual intercourse lasts 126 minutes 19 seconds (I measured it with a speedometer! The moment "Pulp Fiction - Butch's golden watch!" is shown)... SHE called me
a worthless and IMPONTENT!
Eastwood:
-YES?
Tyson : And he says THAT I HAVE A SMALL DICK!
He takes out a PLASTIC DICK from his underwear, it unrolls to his knees...
EASTWOOD:
- 2 mm? I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT GLASSES!
Tyson (doesn't hear and ignore the joke, shakes the photo): LOOK AT HER PHOTO!...There's an ugly HARPY in the photo! HER WHOLE FACE IS COVERED IN SCARS AND TATTOO! HORRIBLE!...
TYSON:
- Disfigure HER FACE!
Get the SHIK machine!
EASTWOOD:
- FLOATING BLADE! GULCHATAY.
Starts shaving his head...
YOU CAN HEAR and VIDEO THE CROW OF A COCK!
SCENE 2:
Suddenly Tyson Finds Himself ON THE SHIP "NOVOKHUDONOSSOR", Lying on the Table, SWEATY...(MATRIX)
A disfigured HARPY approaches him (her whole face is covered in scars and tattoos!)
HOLDS IN HIS HANDS A HORRIBLE, SHINY CONNECTOR! (LONG)…
HARPY:
- DO YOU HAVE CONNECTORS?
TYSON IS SILENT (SWEATING MORE!)
HARPY (smiling…):
- Well, it's nobody's, nobody's... WE'LL SOLVE IT...
He approaches Tyson and with a sharp movement JIG screws a BRILLIANT connector! (LONG) into TYSON'S ass...
HARPY:
- NOT SICK? (Music from "PULP FICTION" by GEM, Marcellus Wallace, and Bruce Willis in the FAGGOTS' Basement!)
SCENE 3:
Tyson and EASTWOOD AGAIN... Only Mickey ROURKE in the Role of Eastwood! HE shaves TYSON'S bald head with a razor and SAYS:
- WELL, THAT'S OKAY! WE'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY!
TYSON (crying):
- And this prostitute (tear) filed a LAWSUIT against me... RAPE!
ROURKE (grinning):
- A rapist? THREE YEARS IN A PENTHOUSE!
THEN He Thought About SOMETHING OF HIS OWN!... Rourke thinks, looks into the distance. There is a shadow of regret in his eyes.
SCENE 4:
MICKEY ROURKE IN IRON MAN 2 SUIT SITTING ON THE TOILET, BARRELING HIMSELF. ON HIS LEFT SHOULDER IS A GERMAN CROSS! HE SEES MALLORY (NATURAL BON KILLERS) AND SCREAMS LIKE A COW:
- I SEE ANGELS, MALLORY!
DARK SCREEN INSCRIPTION: SHIT HAPPEN!
Video: POOP coming out of Mickey Rourke's ASS!
SCENE 5:
AGAIN - ON THE "NOVOKHUDONOSSOR" SHIP, lying on his stomach on the table, SWEATY... (MATRIX), only NOT TYSON, BUT HOLLYFIELD! HE IS BLOODING BECAUSE HE HAS NO EAR! THE HARPY HAS A BITTEN OFF EAR IN HIS MOUTH! Hollyfield has a red BALL GAG in his MOUTH! (from "PULP FICTION" GEM, Marcellus Wallace, and Bruce Willis in the FAGGOTS' Basement!)
HARPY, sucking on his EAR!:
- Why are you SILENT? LITTLE MAN! AT LEAST SAY A WORD! SILENT!
I'LL DO IT FOR YOU! SILENT... The man IS NAMED!
He puts on boxing gloves... He beats HOLLYFIELD and SCREAMS!:
- Are you a scientist? YOU ARE A SCIENTIST!!! FUCK ME! FUCK!
HOLLYFIELD spits out the BALL GAG and screams:
- FOR A SEXUAL ACTION, it is necessary to calculate the volume of cubic meters of Celsius directed at the DRAINAGE! ESPECIALLY! INTEGRATE! And this is NOT WORTHY OF ME!
HARPY shoves a new BALL-GAG into HIM!:
- SHUT UP! You worthless wretch... And Repeat AFTER ME...
Hollyfield spits out the BALL-GAG-GINGERBREAD AGAIN...
HARPY:
- I...
HOLLIFIELD:
- I...
HARPY:
- MESSENGER!
Hollyfield:
- You asshole..
HARPY:
- ANUBIS!
HOLLIFIELD:
- WHO? WHO? Are you annoying me?.... HARRY SELDON!
SCENE 6:
A PHOTO-VIDEO FROM THE CARTOON "THE SIMPSONS" appears... SIMPSON pees in a puddle, whistles... A LIGHT BULB is burning on his chest: "HARRY SELDON"! Then the Back of the Book ISAAC AZIMOV,
AN ELDER... FOUNDATIONS...
SIMPSON, continuing to pee in a puddle:
- WHO tried to eat the MOON? No one... BUT I'LL TRY! First, Calculations! And how to calculate? Circuitry? OLD...
Here the Puddle TURNS INTO A BOX (THEATRE)... in the BOX sits POPE BENEDICT 16 and HOLDS A PICTURE WITH THE INSCRIPTION K-9!
SCENE 7 A:
MIKE TYSON (stripped to his underpants) sits in the locker room chewing a CUTLE AND reading
JACK LONDON'S BOOK "A PIECE OF MEAT", HIMSELF remembers:
DON KING (IN FRONT) HAIR ON END, in the back a CUTLE TAPED ON WITH GLUE-BANDA...
Tyson, OPPOSITE, WITH A BULLETPROOF FACE!
TYSON:
- YES?
DON KING:
- YES! In the 4th round you WILL LIE DOWN! PRIDE? SPIT ON PRIDE!
MIKE TYSON (stripped to his underpants) sits in the locker room chewing a cutlet and reading
JACK LONDON'S BOOK "A PIECE OF MEAT", he himself remembers... TURNING THE PAGE, throws away the cutlet:
DON KING (IN FRONT) HAIR ON END, in the back a band-aid WITHOUT a cutlet (LIKE MARCELUS WALLACE?)
Tyson OPPOSITIVELY WITH A BULLETPROOF FACE! (smiles):
- In the fourth?
DON KING:
- IN THE 4TH? I SAID IN THE 5TH!
THEN SCRATCHES HIS BEARD..:
(thinks) In the 4th or 5th... The difference in bets is NOT GREAT! AA HERE:
- BETTER IN THE SEVENTH!
TYSON (RUDELY):
- AND WHAT WILL I GET FOR THIS? I'll lose MY BELT! AND WEIGHT IN SOCIETY!
DON KING (grinning from ear to ear):
- Relax! THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL GET! A DEMOCRAT!
STRETCHES _ SHOWS SET: Cutlet in cellophane, Toy Bunny, MICK JAGGER CD, JUICE pack, book "PHYSICS OF BODY".
DON KING: DYNAMICS!
TYSON (mentally IMAGINES)
DON KING in a prison shirt SITTING on a CHAIR Tied up, TYSON sneaks up from behind, ties him up TIGHTER, covers Don KING's eyes with his PAW, says vile things in his ear
(ROLLING STONES music plays)
TYSON (as if waking up, jumps up):
- I'M ANGRY! I'M ANGRY! I'M ANGRY!
DON KING shakes his hand:
- I WISH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THIS LONG AGO!
Tyson shakes his hand... Distracted by his thoughts:
TYSON in the toilet FARTS AND SCREAMS:
- I SEE AN ANGEL, MALLORY!
ROCKER MALLORY Juliet Lewis (Manson SOUNDS) hops into the toilet and screams:
- A WORTHLESS MAN! THAT'S WHO I RESPECT!
Hands over a video tape of "ROY JONES' BEST FIGHTS"
TYSON (takes a tape from the toilet (ROLLING STONES sounds), appears
ROY JONES VIDEO (the coolest moments!)
Imagines: ROY JONES tied to a chair in PRISON SCREAMS, And Tyson (sounds from "PULP FICTION" GEM, Marcelas Wallace, and Bruce Willis in the FAGGOTS' Basement!) Plays a
counting rhyme (from pulp fiction) counts with his finger, AS if choosing...
Scene 7B: Dungeon. A dark corridor with the inscription "HELL 17 line HILL 2 minus".
Eastwood (now in the role of Mickey Rourke) and Tyson walk down the corridor. The walls are covered with graffiti, among which you can see the logos of the "Rolling Stones", "KISS" and a portrait of Jack Nicholson.
Eastwood (looking at the walls):
- Do you see this? This isn't just graffiti... These are messages from another dimension.
Tyson (chewing a patty he found on the floor):
- Come on, this is just a scribble. Although... (pause) Maybe it's a code?
Suddenly, Harpy (now in the form of Marilyn Manson) emerges from the shadows. Her face is covered in scars, and in her hands she holds a shiny connector.
Harpy (grinning):
—Are you boys lost? Or looking for adventure?
Eastwood (calmly):
— We're looking for a way out. And maybe the truth.
Tyson (interrupting):
- And a patty. I'm hungry.
Harpy (laughing):
- Really? A patty? You have no idea where you've ended up.
She snaps her fingers and the walls begin to move, opening a passage into a huge hall, where Don King sits on a throne in a Roman emperor costume
SCENE 8:
MICKEY ROURKE (Manson sounds) In an EASTWOOD costume, he has finished shaving Tyson.
Holds out a MIRROR:
- NOT TAN? IT'S HOT! THE SUN IS AT ITS ZENITH! What time do you think it is?
TYSON looks at his hand, there is no watch! He looks at the SUN AND SAYS:
- Judging by the SUN: MIDNIGHT! Greenwich time…
MICKEY ROURKE plaintively:
- DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?
TYSON (plaintively)…:
- Let's get to work! (Shows the PHOTO OF THE HARPY AGAIN)
SCENE 9:
FIGHT FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP:
TYSON FIGHTS MARCELLOS WALLACE!
KNOCKOUT in the first second of the first round!
Referee (PAMELLA ANDERSON: TITS UP TO THE BELT!): Raises BOTH BOXERS' HANDS AND SAYS:
- DRAW...
DON KING (JOYOUSLY): NO ONE BET ON A DRAW! ALL THE MONEY IS MINE! TYSON IS A LOSER! WON'T GET A SET: Cutlet in Cellophane, Toy Bunny, MICK JAGGER CD, bag of
JUICE and the book "PHYSICS OF BODY".!
SCENE 10:
BLACK MAMBA UMMA THURMAN sullenly asks Bill CLINTON (while waving swords terribly):
- ORAL SEX? DRUGS?
BILL (YAWN):
- I DIDN'T TAKE A PIG! THIS IS HIM!
Shows a PORTRAIT OF BARACK OBAMA! AND THIS OBAMA IN GENERAL! A STILL FROM THE FILM: PLANET OF THE APES! GET WHO?
BLACK MAMBA UMMA:
- I GET IT...
(LEAVES IRRITATED): MONKEYS!!!!
DON KING (calls BARACK OBAMA- BARACK OBAMA (BLEAKED WITH KEANU REEVES: TURNING INTO THE CHAIR OF THE PLANET OF THE APES)
DON KING:
-IT'S DONE KING!
OBAMA (QUIETLY):
- POEMS?
SCENE 11A: The Throne Room. Don King surrounded by rockers in gas masks.
Don King (loudly):
- Well, heroes, you finally got to me!
Eastwood (sarcastically):
- We're not heroes. We're just lost.
Tyson (looking at Don King):
- Hey, Don, where's my patty? You promised!
Don King (smiles):
- Patty? Oh, that's just the beginning! (waves his hand, and out of the shadows comes Mallory with a tray containing a burger, a stuffed bunny, and a copy of "The Physics of Solids."
Mallory (smiling):
"Here's your kit, champ. But first... (pause) You must pass a test."
Tyson (confused):
"What test?"
Mallory (whistles, and tattooed Indians armed with tomahawks emerge from the shadows):
"Fight!"
Scene 11B: Fight with Indians. Music from "Pulp Fiction" plays.
Tyson and Eastwood fight with Indians. Tyson uses boxing techniques, and Eastwood uses cowboy tricks. Suddenly, one of the Indians (Leonardo DiCaprio) shouts:
DiCaprio's Indian:
"You come here! We are colorblind, but we see everything!" Tyson (laughing):
— Colorblind? Then here's a rainbow for you!
He takes out a color chart and throws it at the Indians. They fall to the floor, blinded by the bright colors.
Scene 11G: The Finale. Tyson and Eastwood on the throne.
Don King (furious):
- You've won! But this isn't the end!
Eastwood (calmly):
— For us, this is just the beginning.
They sit on the throne, and chaos erupts around them: rockers dance, Indians sing, and the Harpy laughs. The screen flashes the words "SHIT HAPPEN!"
SCENE 12:
TYSON ON A GOAT AND MICKEY ROURKE ON A DONKEY RIDE ACROSS THE PRAIRIE! INDIANS AHEAD!
TYSON:
- HURONS! THE ONLY GOOD ONE IS A DEAD INDIAN!
EASTWOOD MICKEY ROURKE:
- THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM!
INDIANS (ALL TATTOOS! MEL GIBSON'S APOCALYPSO MODEL):
INDIANS IN CHORUS:
- PALE-FACE!!!HA-HA-HA!
THE SCARYEST (NOT HURON! DELAWARE! LEONARDO DI CAPRIO, make it so that you can recognize the ACTOR!): YOU COME HEAR! (MODEL "OH THIS SCIENCE" ROCKERS ON
PARTY!
TYSON:
- Me? I'M NOT A PALE FACE!
THE MOST TERRIBLE (NOT HURON! DELAWARE!):
-SCALP! PALE FACE! Ha-Ha-Ha! WE ARE COLOR BLIND! LAUGHING!!! SHARPENING A KNIFE-BATTLE AXE WITH A FELT-TIP PEN!
TYSON (pulls out a rainbow color chart):
-WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRESCRIPTION GLASSES?
THE OTHER DELAWARE MOHICAN (JACK NICHOLSON):
- MY SON UNKAS! HE'S SPEAKING! LET'S EAT HIS BRAINS INSTEAD OF A SCALP! AFTER ALL, JUDGING BY HIS APPEARANCE... HE'S A SCIENTIST!
LET'S GET SMARTER?
THE MOST TERRIBLE (NOT HURON! DELAWARE!):
- DAD! WE HAVE A MATRIARCHY!
JAMES BOND FILM FOOTAGE WILL APPEAR... MOM smearing cream on her face! QUANTUM OF SOLACE..
TYSON AS AN INDIAN (LOUDLY):
- THIS IS A LIE! SUCH A LIE!
TYSON:
-WHAT? I'M A BOXER!
STARTS TO BEAT THE INDIANS! HOOK! PUNCH... The Indians run away... Throwing down their tomahawks!
SCENE 13:
MICKEY ROURKE-EASTWOOD AND TYSON DROP INTO A BAR IN A SMALL TOWN "WILD WEST" JUST WALKING IN...DOORS SLAM! BLUE OYSTER! ROCKERS EVERYWHERE
GAS MASKS! HANGED WITH CARTRIDGES! KNIFE GRENADES! HORROR! RIVETED JACKETS! WHO DOESN'T HAVE GAS MASKS - THE KISS BAND!!!
ROCKERS:
-WELCOME! OUR BREAD!
MALLORY ROCKER STAR JULIET LEWIS APPEARS! MADONNA COSTUME SMOKES A CIGARETTE, THEN SNOWS A LINE OF COCAINE...ON A T-SHIRT
INSCRIPTION: HIT! DRINK! FIGHT! FUCK!
MALLORY - rocker Juliet:
- FIGHT FIRST! BLOW THE WHISTLE! STOP! FIGHT…
MICKEY ROURKE AND TYSON START TO SWING DOWN AND BACK!
MALLORY LEWIS:
- TWO FAT FAGGIES! WHAT'S YOU HERE FOR!
(CHEWING CUCUMBER!)
MICKEY EASTWOOD AND TYSON (in chorus):
-WE'RE LOOKING FOR HER!
VIDEO APPEARS: LISA GERARD SINGS NOW WE ARE FREE!!!
THE SHERIFF CARTRIDGE APPEARS! WHO DO YOU THINK? HUGH GRANT!
STAR HAT! IN LAPTIA SHOES (SERFRIED RUSSIA!)
HUGH GRANT SHERIFF (ENGLISH ACCENT):
-HEY, YOU HAVE A DELEGATION HERE! CLIENTS!
HERE IS A HURRICANE WHISTLE (SHOT LIKE IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK" BY JIM CARREY!)
HARPY (LOUDLY):
-DID YOU CALL A WHORE? WHO WANTS TO HAVE A FEW? HEY, YOU'RE A HANDSOME JOHNNY!
MICKEY ROURKE EASTWOOD (apologizing loudly):
-I'M PENNISHED!
HARPY (laughs):
-FOR YOU FREE! JOHNNY HANDSOM!
APPROACHES MICKEY ROURKE EASTWOOD, pushes him onto the table, takes a scalpel and makes him look like JOHNNY HANDSOME before plastic surgery! (WALTER HILL'S FILM)
MICKEY ROURKE (as expected! NASA):
- MONEY! MONEY!
SCENE 14A:
AT THIS MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGES! RODRIGUEZ'S SIN CITY! BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE! PROSTITUTES!
!SIN CITY! HARPIES AND SIRENS ARE STANDING! WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU WANT! With tattoos, with tails! SEDUCTIVE FUCKERS! HAVE YOU SEEN AVATAR? MICKEY ROURKE IS WALKING BY A PROCESSOR SCREAMING: Work!
WORK! WORK! LOTS of clients!
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL! PHOTO! (MARILYN MANSON IN MAKE-UP!! NOT RECOGNIZABLE!! BUT YOU CAN FROM THE CREDITS!)
HARPY(GAGRULIUS): MANY clients! BUT HE IS THE ONLY ONE SO BRAVE! MICKA ROURKE! Sends hypnosis to ROURKASUTTER: -JESUS CHRIST... MARY MAGDALING: stones whistle
screams...Love..LOTS of different ones!!
SCENE 15A:
Somewhere in the desert!! THE KINGDOM OF SHADOWS! A LONELY PREDATOR SITTS AND IS FIXING A TELEPATHIC LASER WITH A SCREWDRIVER (music by DEAD CAN DANCE!)…A MAN WALKS BY
PALACIALEJANDRO Celibyte! (STOP DEAD CAN DANCE! ALEJANDRO LADY GAGA PLAY!)
CELLOBITE Alejandro (distantly):
- Do you repair? My work! !!
PREDATOR quickly:
- Alejandro the executioner? PRESSES ENTER!
A ROSE CRAWLS OUT OF ALEJANDRO ZELOBYTE'S ASS! ZELOBYTE SCREAMS LOUDLY:
- MY THORNS ARE DANGEROUS!
The predator pulls the trigger of the rifle in the ASS of CELOBYTE! TELEPATHIC BULLET IN THE BRAIN!!! CELOBYTE GIVES BRAINS-BLOOD-AND THE SMELL OF BRAIN!!! (MOMENT FROM "PERFUMER" CELOBYTE
SHOUTS AT THE LOWEST OF HIS VOICE:
- THE LAST SMELLS OF ILYICH!
PREDATOR (FED):
- and you can boil in soup and study FISH and BIRDS! MEAT! AND AT THE SAME TIME CREATE SEXUAL IMAGES! LIKE CELLOBITE EQUILIBRIUM!! HE CONQUERED
LIGHT! HERE...
PHOTO CELLOBITE EQUILIBRIUM KISSES A CLAY MANNEQUIN! On TV broadcast: Cellobite Equilibrium CONQUERED THE WORLD! Crawls in a brothel on clay dolls and licks them and
CELLOBITE ALEJANDRO:
-I CAN DO ANYTHING! (carbon copy7irrelevant)
JUMPS INTO SOUP..(VIDEO:BRAVE JUMP INTO A HUGE CAULDRON!SLOW MOTION...STOKERS BELOW(INDIANS
"APOCALYPSO" (DEAD CAN DANCE MUSIC!)
UNKAS:
-DID YOU SEE? IT'S USEFUL TO COOK! BRAVE...
HIS FATHER (THROWS A SHOVEL OF COAL INTO THE FURNACE, WIPES OFF SWEAT):
-BRAVE? FROSTBITE EQUILIBRIUM CELLOBITE!
UNKAS:
-ISN'T EQUILIBRIUM (LOOKING AT THE RIFLE IN CELLOBITE'S ASS, WHICH IS COOKING IN A CIRCLE...GURBLING) BRAVE ALEJANDRO!!
HIS FATHER DELAWARE JACK NICHOLSON:
- SON! YOU TALK TOO MUCH! INDIANS HAVE TO WORK! OR ELSE WE WON'T SEE ANYTHING... SIGHS... ALEJANDRO... THEY'RE ALL ON THE SAME ONE
FACE….PALE FACE!..(music by ALEJANDRO LADY GAGA!)
CELLOBAT SCREAMS IN SOUP :
- WHAT?!...I CAN DO ANYTHING!!...A SPOON OF SOUP?! ...A SPOON OF OINTMENT!!!
SCENE 14 B:
PROSTITUTES! HELL! SIN CITY!
THE REAL ROURKE (THE GOAT RIDER, THE HORNLESS NILE (THE KINGDOM OF SHADOWS DANCING!) DRIVES UP IN A ROLLS-ROLS ROURKE DIAVOLL chooses the most unattractive one! HER ALONE is chosen! EVERYONE
The rest are for fun!
DEVIL:
- BABYD QUICKLY FULFILL MY WHIMS! (SERIOUS): COME ON!
HARPY (surprised):
-Do you still want ME?
DEVIL:
- OF COURSE!...ENDLESS WAYS OF ENJOYMENT! GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE! I CAN DO THIS KIND OF THINGS (Sends to the brain (KINGDOM OF SHADOWS KAMASUTRA!)
HARPY-GARGOYLE (looks fearfully at Pimp ROURKE):
- You know that HE WILL PUNISH. ALL FOR MONEY... HE WILL DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR INCOME (with a tear): AND I WILL DIE IN POVERTY!
THE DEVIL rummages through his pockets! NOTHING! THE WAGTAIL SCREAMS INTO THE MICROPHONE:
- WAMBA give SELLOR!
WAMBA:
- LOSER!
The devil is friendly:
- LEND ME! WAMBA: SERIOUS GUY! I'M GOING TO
I'LL BURST WITH LAUGHTER!
Devil:
- I'm addressing you, DRIVER NEIL: GIVE ME SELLOR ALIVE! I'll give it to you..
NEIL DGIRI BEELZEBUB MOTH ALFRED ROZNKREUTZ:NA gives 1 sallor real!
The DEVIL kicks the driver out...
- Whore! Quickly to me!
SHE obediently sits down (the door didn’t have time to slam!
DEVIL: Go away! SHE GOES AWAY)
HARPY (plaintively and resignedly): MONEY….
THE DEVIL OBEDIENTLY GIVES!
SHE HIDES THEM IN HER BRA! THEN IN A SOULLESS BASS VOICE OF A TRANSFORMER MACHINE: WELL, HAVE YOU FUCKED? STILL DON'T WANT IT? PAY!
DEVIL: (Interesting!)
HARPY : Squealer: YOU RAPED ME! TRIAL!
SCENE 16:
ROCKERS IN GAS MASKS AND THE KISS GROUP ARE LAUGHING! SMOKING MARIJUANA!...(KISS music "SONIC BOOM!") -1.5 minutes
SCENE 14B:
HARPY Pulls herself out of the car and screams at her friends: NOTHING! IMPATENT! I JUST SPREAD MY LEGS...
SIRENS ARE SCREAMING!: MONEY TOOK! THEY ARE STICKING THEIR TONGUES OUT
SHAY! HA-HA-HA! COME AGAIN! JOHNNY HANDSOM! (LISA GERARD...GLORADEEN MUSIC!)
PINNERRURK takes from the unfortunate slave HARPY the fake which SHE CHANGED FOR THE REAL ONE (SHE TAKES IT OUT NOT FROM HER BRA BUT FROM HER POCKET WITH NEON WRITTEN ON IT)
"FAKE") rubs his hands and shouts: GOD GAVE - GOD TAKEN! (Religion!)
SLAVE (all in tears..Shouts so the whole street can hear):
- JUST DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF MY EARNINGS, LORD OF THE MOF! (Sallor laughs! HA-HA-ha)
- I'LL BUY MAGNETOGUM! HA-HA-ha!
THE INSCRIPTION APPEARS: INTERNET_SAUSAGE.
Magnitogum? WHAT IS THIS? (BLACK BACKGROUND... ENERGY IN THE FORM OF A GIRL WALKS ON A SAUSAGE ON THE EARS PLAYER + HEADPHONES!! MUSIC REM: LOOSING MY RELIGION MORE
INSCRIPTION IN ENGLISH: NOFING KAMPEST TU YU?
VIDEO-frame-by-frame PHOTO: IN THE CENTER IS A GIRL-SPACEMAN WITH A PLAYER IN HER EARS... AROUND HER IS A RING OF CAULDS (6 pieces spinning! BY FRAME!...IN THE CAULDS THERE IS A BROTH OF SINNERS!)
MUSIC: NOFING CAMPEST TO YOU!
SCENE 17:
GREEK HADES APPEARS! (VIDEO GLADIATOR MICKEY ROURKE!) BASS (VOICE FROM EQUILIBRIUM RUSSIAN TRANSLATION!)
AiD:
- POVERTY LESSONS DO NOT INTEREST ME. STILL INTERESTING: FUCKING TRANSFORMER sometimes tears sometimes fear! I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE THAT THE CAPACITOR IS VARIABLE
IT'S NOT IN VAIN THAT THEY ARE PROMOTING US (REAL children) (while taking everything away!) IT'S NOT IN VAIN THIS TRICKS! BUT RELIGION! THESE ARE TRICKS!!!!!
SCENE 18:
BUDDHA waddles up to CELLOBITE named EQUILIBRIUM:
- DO YOU NEED BLOOD? FATHER! TAKE IT! STABS A PLASTICINE KNIFE INTO THE HEART!
CELLOBYTE :
- ALWAYS! (MUSIC: DRUMS!! THAI BOXING!)
BUDDHA:
- TAKE MINE!TAKES A KNIFE!CUT CELOBYTE'S VEIGN AND SUCKS HIS BLOOD!
CELLOBYTE IN AN EVIL BASS:
- BLOODY SUCKLE OF CELLOBITE EQUILIBRIUM!! LEARN...FOOLS AND STUMBLES!
BUDDHA (SURPRISED):
- YOU ARE DRINKING MY BLOOD...STOP! AND TAKE MY LIVER! HE PRESSES THE BUTTON ON THE HEAD OF THE CELLOBYTE...THEY ARE FALLING OUT OF THE CELLOBYTE
CONFETTI:BLOOD-BRAINS-INTESTINS!!!
CELLOBITE SCREAMS:
- I SHAKE BUDDHA'S HAND AND TAKE HIS LIVER!!
BUDDHA:
- EQUILIBRIUM-APPLE!
CELOBYTE STARTS TO SQUAT! (SHOUTS IN A DRUNK VOICE):
- I TEMPT BUDDHA WITH ORIGINAL SIN) (MUSIC: OH APPLE!! ON A PLATE...)
BUDDHA CELLOBITE EQUILIBRUM:
- LET THE HAND OF THE GIVER NEVER BE POOR! GIVES A BALLPOINT PEN!!
CELLOBYTE (eats a CELLOPHANE HANDLE):
- I TEMPT BUDDHA WITH ORIGINAL SIN!! PROTECHNICKS ARE THE MAIN THING
SCENE 15 B:
PREDATOR AGAIN!!!
- CELLOBITE EQUILIBRIUM! YOU FIXED MY TELEPATHIC LASER!! PREDATOR PRESSES THE "SKIN" BUTTON ON CELLOBITE'S FOREHEAD... IT COMES OFF
SKIN (LASER-PLASMA SCALPEL)…
CELOBYTE HUMS A SONG (SADLY):
- WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME?! THE MODEST CELLOBYTE EQUILIBRIUM!!! LASER REPAIR…? THE TECHNOLOGY OF SILENCE IS TO BLAME! HERE…
THE PREDATOR TAKE THE ROLL OF LEATHER AND SAYS:
- I WILL SEW THE CLOTHES OF THE KING!!! (PHOTO OF JOHN THE TERRIBLE - THE PREDATOR STANDING WITH A STAFF!! Clothes TO THE FIFTEEN…)
…QUIETLY…ROURKE IS GONE…ONLY TYSON…
A dark, smoky bar. On the walls are posters of rock stars. Behind the counter is Tyson , dressed as a Buddhist monk, sitting on a wooden stand, meditating. In the corner is a set of Jackie Chan and Jet.
The Lees fight in an epic battle, their movements slowed down like a scene from a movie.
THE SILENCE IS BROKE BY A HARPY:
Harpy (appears from the shadows, sarcastically):
- And you, Iron Mike, what have you come with? Do you want to beautify my face? Give me the goods!
She shows the set: a cutlet in cellophane , a toy bunny , a Mick Jagger disc , a juice box and a book called “The Physics of Bodies” .
Tyson (puffs out his cheeks, humiliated):
- I was screwed! King!
A video appears on the screen:
— The fight for the title of champion. Tyson vs. Marsellus Wallace. In the first second of the first round, Tyson knocks out his opponent.
Referee (raises both boxers' hands):
- Draw...
Harpy (quietly but impressively):
- Then fight again! And bathe in the clouds of glory and love!
TYSON IN A BUDDHIST MONK COSTUME SITTING ON A WOODEN STAND ZEN MEDITATION...SOMEWHERE NEARBY (SETTINGS) KUNG FU MASTERS ARE FIGHTING! JACKIE CHAN
AND JET LI!!!
Tyson (meditating, mouth closed, but voice sounds):
— Is everything dual?
Voiceover:
- What did you think?
Two Eastwoods appear: Mickey Rourke and Clint Eastwood . At this moment, a rooster crows and the music "Alegria" (Cirque du Soleil) begins to play . On the screen are stills from the film "Unforgiven" :
Clint Eastwood and the sheriff in a bar. Gun. Death.
Slow motion footage:
— A crusader rider with a spear gallops across a field. Dead Can Dance music plays .
Cellobyte Equilibrium 2 (with the words "Cartoon 6" written in the corner of the frame) approaches the Devil (Mickey Rourke).
Devil (staring):
— Electronic maiden Fayoli?!! Prostitute!! Come to me, my dear!! Wait!!
Cellobyte Equilibrium 2 (tired):
— I'm waiting for you, Kingdom of Shadows! I want to go to the garden! ( Copyright 9 inscription in the upper right corner of the frame ).
De Sade-de Morf (Freddy Krueger) appears :
- My girl?! What happened? ( Kopirka9 ).
Cellobyte Equilibrium 2 :
— It happened ( Kopirka9 ): I don’t remember anything…
Freddy Krueger presses a button on Cellobyte's forehead: "Spaceman ." His skin is peeled off - a laser scalpel .
Cellobyte Equilibrium 2 (whispers):
- I don’t remember anything...
Freddy Krueger and Mickey Rourke share skin.
Cellobyte without skin sings with an angelic voice:
— May the hand of the giver never become empty!
Buddha appears (Jet Li or Jackie Chan?):
- Hello! (bows) Prostitute Fayoli?
Music: Thai boxing.
Buddha (Cellobyte Equilibrium 2):
— What is the energy of power? What is the striking distance? How long does it take to drink tea?
Cellobyte Equilibrium 2 ( CopyRaw9 ):
- I don’t remember anything... (lowers his head).
Thai Boxing Footage: Knee Strike! Knockout!
Cellobyte Comprachicos (Joker from Batman 1 ) approaches Wamba (Hellboy):
- I came to tell you great news! Family business!! We are a new race of lords and masters...
Wamba (laughs):
- Ha-ha-ha!
Cellobyte Comprachicos sends a message:
— Thoughts of fear make me a master! Who is he? A doll in my hands!! A puppet… A sinner!!! (children's music: la-la-la!) And an underdeveloped fool (la-la-la!).
The TV channel's commentator appears (an actor from "The Passion of the Christ" without makeup, but recognizable):
- He said "sinner"?! On what occasion? Is fear of the company of rulers the original sin?
The moment is included:
- Buddha : Equilibrium-apple!
Cellobyte starts to squat (shouts in a drunken voice):
- I tempt Buddha with original sin!
Buddha (Cellobyte Equilibrium):
— May the hand of the giver never become empty!
He gives a rubber stump - a pen - for a kiss.
Cellobyte (slobbers on the stump, kisses):
- I tempted Buddha with the original sin!! Protechnics is the main thing ( Kopirka3 ).
SCENE 22 OPTION B:
COMMENTATOR (GRINING):
- PRO-TECHNICS IS THE MAIN THING... BUT NOT THE MAIN THING - IS...TECHNICS PRO?
THE COMMENTATOR'S DOUBLE APPEARS: ARE YOU THAT ATTENTIVE OR AM I IMAGINING IT?
NEW FACE ON TV ENGELS!: Shut up Shmakodyavki!! CPSU!!! USSR!!! CELLOBITE ALEJANDRO IS WORKING:
CELLOBITE!!ALEJANDRO9RIFLE IN HIS ASS!SKINLESS(CHARRED)DEVIL: YOU'RE IN MY HANDS!!!
I TAKE ENERGY!
DEAD CAN DANCE MUSIC!
DEVIL: - ARE YOU TAKEING FROM BATTERIES?
CELLOBITE: - THEY HAVE!!!
DEVIL (SURPRISED): -You know what happiness is….
CELLOBITE (cheat sheet 19…COPY COPY…_CHEAT SHEET APPEARS IN THE RIGHT NEEDLE OF THE FILM FRAME!! CIGARETTE SMOKE…SOUND: TSZHIIIIT!): - Happiness is when you
understand...
D'VL: LIGHT OF PERCEPTION!?
CELLOBITE: FORGOT...
DEVIL (LAUGHS): SO GO BULL COCK..AND THINK ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR!! STRUCTURE OF PEOPLE?
CELOBYTE:COPY-SPIRIT! AT THIS MOMENT CELOBYTE GROWS NEW SKIN!!!
D'VL (SATISFIED): Take our batteries, TSAR!!!!!
LOVE HAS NO PRICE!
THE DEVIL PERSONALLY APPROACHES CELLOBYTE! PRESSES THE STOP BUTTON! EQUILIBRIUM!!!
AND TAKES OFF NEW SKIN (KHAKI COLOR) SKIN …! CELOBYTE RECORDING WHAT IS HAPPENING (WRINKING IN PAIN) ON A CELL PHONE AND SCREAMS: I WILL TAKE YOUR PAIN!!! I
I'LL POST THIS ON YOUTUBE!!!
THE DEVIL LAUGHTS! PRESSES THE BUTTON: EQUILIBRIUM-SUCCESS!! FROM THE BRAIN POUR: THE SMELL OF THE BRAIN! PERFUMER=ECSTAZZZZZZZ
CELLOBYTE (MENTAL CONNECTION: YOUTUBE VIDEOS!! WRITES A LETTER-COMMENT: ASTRONAUT! I'LL TAKE YOUR STINK!!!!)
THE DEVIL PRESSES THE STOP BUTTON! EQUILIBRIUM!!! REMOVES THE REMAINDER OF SKIN!!!
CELLOBYTE IS WRITING ON THE INTERNET AGAIN: THE REMAINS ARE NOT SWEET!!
SCENE 23:
DEVIL (COMPUTER MONITOR VIDEO...MICKEY ROURKE SPEAKS (FILM "BULLET"): GEPERR K-19 ABRPC! KISS BYE! YOUR TARGET IS ARCHANGEL MICHAEL!! GO!!!
PARADISE!! THEY WILL LET YOU IN! HE WILL MEET YOU HIMSELF…
GATES OF HEAVEN!!LIGHT!!AT THE GATES STANDS A PREDATOR (WITH WHITE DREADLOCKS!) WITH LASER KEYS!PLAYS WITH A BUNCH OF KEYS!LASER SHOW LIKE AT A DISCO!!MUSIC
U-96! SEVN WANDERS!!
ARCHANGEL MICHAEL IS NEARBY (IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER OF THE VIDEO THE INSCRIPTION LIGHTS UP: SPECIAL FORCES!) (SEAN CONNERY?)
MICHAEL (INSCRIPTION ON CHEST MI-6 SPECIAL FORCES!) CELLOBITE-(CHARRED)(INSCRIPTION ON CHEST IN GOLD CIA! TRY EATING IT!):
MICHAEL:
-HELLO! SPIRIT COPY! TAKE MY ENERGY! MAKE ME HAPPY,,, FALLS ON HIS KNEES!! SCREAMS IN A BASS VOICE: EVERYTHING IS BEING REMOVED! HA-HA!!
MI-6:
-WHAT IS THE MEANING OF BEING? METAPHYSICS?!
CELLOBITE(COPY 10):
- FIRST YOU HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING! THEN DEATH WITHOUT REBIRTH!…
MI-6:
- AND REVIVAL? !!! AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM IN A DIFFERENT WAY FIRST!! TAKE THEM
BRAIN!!YIDDISH!!MOCKING!!!TORMENT!MAKESUFFER, AND THEN KILL!!AND THAT'S RIGHT!!LAW OF KARMA!!!THIS IS WHAT BUDDHA DID….TO MOCK HIMSELF and
FORGOT….
CELLOBITE(COPY 10 tired):
-ARE THERE SOUP REVIVALS AFTER 1000 YEARS? THAT'S WHY... WE! CELLOBITES TAKE LIFE ENERGY FROM YOU FOR OTHERS
METHOD!KILLING!CELLOBYTES!EQUILIBRIUM…
WEARILY:
- EAT (COPYCOPY0!) IS PASSING YOUR BRAINS TO MI-6!
MI-6 (TIRED): AND I WILL NOT BE REBORN...
CELLOBYTE:
-OUR METHODS ARE UNLIMITED (SENDS VIDEO OVER THE INTERNET!)
WEARILY:
-EAT-(COPY 19)-EAT PEOPLE! REVIVE IF YOU CAN!(SENDS THIS HERESY TO
INTERNET...)
WEARILY:
-EAT GIVES UP YOUR ESSENCE!EAT AND BE REBORN IF YOU CAN! THE POWER OF CELLOBYTES IS A PHILOSOPHY..EAT...OF KILLING YOU!SOCIETY
UNDERDEVELOPED FOOLS! EAT(COPYCOPY19!)EAT(COPYCOPY10)TIRED:I WANT SOUP!EAT(COPYCOPY3!)
MI-6: BURPS! I'M IN THE SOUP! (happily!)
CELLOBYTE:
- GO UNDERDEVELOPED WANDERER OF LOVE!!! AND I, THE LOVER OF THE UNDERDEVELOPED, WILL ALSO GO INTO THE SOUP! SENDS PHOTOS AND VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET: ALI BABA and 40
ROBBERS! SPIRIT OF THE DESERT-CAVE! SOUND and SIGNATURE: AND I'M CARE FOR YOU!!! SENDS VIDEO! HE'S BOILING IN SOUP!! SINNERS NEARBY!! SIGNATURE: SOUP_FISH SOUP
GUTS! HERE..I AM THE EXECUTIONER ALEJANDRO!!COLOGNE!
HERE...THE MOMENT AGAIN!
SCENE 24 :
VIDEO: A BRAVE JUMP INTO A HUGE BOILER! SLOW MOTION... STOKEMEN BELOW (INDIANS "APOCALYPSO") (SOUND: CRACKLING OF FIRE, GURBLING...)
UNKAS:
-DID YOU SEE? DISSOLVED AGAIN!! BERTHO-LET!!
BRAVE! (FIRE CRACKLES LOUDER!)
HIS FATHER DELAWARE:
- SO WHAT?! HE WILL DO IT 1000 TIMES!! UNTIL THE ESSENCE OF DENNITSA IS ERASED AND DESTROYED!! TIME!!? A PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION…
SCENE 25:
MOF: let's leave it at that...WHAT is cellobyte ALEJANDRO doing now?
GELLA: They are discussing his election campaign on TV... HE is running for president...
MOFF GELLE: HOW did the election campaign go? Any excitement?
GELLA: PLASTICINE! Deputy Alejandro solemnly promised the STOKERS that they would all become like him!
GOD (SITTING AT A DESKTOP COMPUTER...IMAGE OF KING DARIUS! ON THE COMPUTER PHOTO: A BRAVE JUMP!)
GOD LAUGHTS! (BLESSED SMILE OF CELLOBITE! PHOTO PASSION!+) sends: KEEP DECEPTING!! ART IS YOUR HARD CHOICE!! TEACH ME THE SKILL! DEAL? BY
CREATURE! STEP WIDE! YOUR STEPS ARE MY DEATH!!!
INSCRIPTION END OF PART ONE... NEXT EVIL VOICE: END Proof Alpha 10 on line fa15 divides 11 into norms 141510!
PART TWO
RESERVOIR DOGS 2!
WHO IS WHO!
BEGINNING: MUSIC FROM RESERVOIR DOGS TARANTINO
THE SAME ACTORS AS IN ANTHOGIVN2
The circuitry is like this! The GABITERS discuss the entire film WHICH OF THEM IS MR. BLACK!
PARTY MEETING. TAKEMT (A HUT ON CHICKEN LEGS IN THE MIDDLE OF LOS ANGELOS).
ALL those gathered are sitting at the table. Anubis is at the head.
PARTY GOR (Star GATE "Little Boy BLACK BEAK" just in case the inscription on the beak GOR (the inscription is black on a black beak, but make it so that it is noticeable! Will you do it? Try!
The result is IMPORTANT! JACK NICHOLSON?) ANUBIS
(BODYBUILDER WITH THE FACE OF A MONTGOMUS! (send a photo? You can do without it! NOT MONTGOMS BUT WOLVES…OHHHH!), RA (hairy MONK In Sunny Robes and black glasses!…The same yellow gold
INSCRIPTION "RA", make it so that it catches the eye! Won't you confuse it? RESULT? NOT IMPORTANT,,OOOHHHH! GOR will be offended! WELL, LET IT! Offended ! PTA
(this is INCREDIBLY QUEEN HATSHIPSUT WITH A NOSE UP TO HER CHIN, Like a boy… With a false beard, constantly SMOKES A THIN CIGARETTE… ON HER FOREHEAD A GOLDEN FOIL
"PTU-131 KOLKHOZIKOV", and by the way "NKVD" will do! DO YOU KNOW WHY? Because HE IS FROM THE VILLAGE! ASIRIS (well, he beat everyone! "yellow BEAK? HOW HOW... What am I, a mereshchitsa?
or I'm so stupid..
HERE'S A PHOTO (CLOSE UP!)
make the same, only her whole face is covered in scars and tattoos, you can't find a single living place... And here's another thing! LET HER LOOK YOUNGER... I DON'T KNOW, younger and that's it! HOW TO DECIDE THE AGE OF A WOMAN? BY
wrinkles on the face! And if there is NO living place on the face FROM scars-tattoos? I don't know... let the face be younger anyway... It's better that way! OH! Youth! Youth! WEARS A BANDAGE
HITLERITES (SS cross, and on the cross it is written in English: ASIRIS
"THAT ONE IS ALL LIKE THAT... his fingers... A BOY!... ON his neck there is a chain "FINGER", on the keychain there is a FINGER, on the back of his LEATHER JACKET will you embroider "FINGER FUCK YOU"?"
AMON! BALD MONK! PHOTO:
SETH! HERE'S A PHOTO! Make it even more beautiful! So that SMOKE COME OUT OF YOUR EARS!
During the discussion of the issues (the plot of the film!) ALL those gathered do not allow each other to speak, they interrupt! Comedy situations! BUT despite everything the meeting takes place!
ANUBIS: I have invited YOU, Lord..
Ra (interrupting): The mongrel is barking! Oh, what is it?
GOR (sniffing cocaine with his beak): YES HE IS A VIOLENT CRAZY MAN! He suggests taking Berlin - he interferes with sniffing COCAINE!
ANUBIS: Ha-ha-ha! WOOF! GAWFT!
SETH: ALL is clear! SPECIAL OPERATION! Will ANUBIS teach us something? HOW and what to do... THAT is unlikely... BUT HERE is the Main Question!
TOT: THAT'S EXACTLY THE MAIN QUESTION!
RA: MY JOB! THEN I AM MR. BLACK!
AMON: DON'T MAKE US LAUGH! Mr. BLACK-GOLDEN RAY!
GORE: IS THIS THE BLUE OYSTER BAR?
Police Academy Moment: TWO NAKED COPS storm into the BLUE Rockers!
GORE: That's why I'll be MR. BLACK!
Asiris: I AM MR. BLACK! I take ALL the work upon myself!
AMON: We won’t come to an agreement like that…
AMON claps his hands! A shootout starts around the hut (downtown Los Angeles!)! Desperado (RODRIGUEZ BANDERAS) with a GUN case shoots at WHITE police officers! Blondes
Falling from BULLETS! Crying...
ANUBIS: Can't you be quieter? They're preventing me from thinking!
AMON: QUIETER? Clenchs his fist! The murdered Blondes cry LOUDER (bullet wounds - blood)
ANUBIS: That's much better... Helps with Orientation! BERLIN!
THERE IS A PHOTO OF ADOLF HITLER HANGING ON THE WALL.
ADOLF'S BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO STARTS TO TALK! HIS LIPS ARE MOVING!
HITLER'S PHOTO: REICH? DID I NOT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING? IDIOTS IN MASKS! WHERE ARE THE WEAPONS?
PTA (smoking a cigarette!): Why the hell do we need BERLIN? Israel? CARTAGENA?
AMON: LOOK!
Showing NEWS RECORD: CONCENTRATION CAMPS CREMATORIUMS…JEWS ARE BURNED…
ANUBIS: HOT!
EVERYONE RUN (pushing each other!) open the windows of the hut!
ANUBIS: That's better! I AM MR. BLACK!
At this moment the Earth is shaking! Earthquake in LOS ANGELES!
ASIRIS: DO YOU WANT TO SCARE? STUPID!
ASIRIS snaps his fingers, and the Hut on Chicken Legs starts dancing! There is NO earthquake in the hut... The hut dances to the rhythm of the Earthquake!
PTA is running out of cigarettes!
SHE'S LOOKING AROUND! LOOKING!
ANUBIS HOLDS OUT AN EXPENSIVE CIGARETTE CASE (GOLD+DIAMOND!)
THERE ARE SMELLING BUTTS IN THE CIGARETTE CASE! PTA Refuses!
EVERYONE APPLAUDS!
HE OFFERED Pta MARIJUANA!
PTA SMOKES!
ANUBIS: HORUS, TELL ME HOW CAN YOU SNIFF THIS THING AND STILL SLOW?
GORE: SPEAKS 60 WPM! LANGUAGE: GERMAN…(VIDEO):
NELZEBUL, impatiently runs around the pentagon: Where is the cool guy?
ARTHUR: I don't have him behind me. I need more information. And your promise that once I give you the cool one, you'll leave me alone.
NELZEBUB, with joy: Of course, one way or another I have the right to express only one wish. Let me swear by the great oath of Satan. It is, you know, absolutely unbreakable.
ARTHUR: Satan?
NON-ZEBUL, reverently...
ANUBIS: STOP IT!! STOP IT NOW!! BUREAUCRAT!!
GORE: YEAH...(SMOKES MARIJUANA)STOP!(READS A CRUMPLED PAPER FROM HIS POCKET):
DIVNAYA VALERIA: SPARTACUS! TELL ME! ARE YOU A SPARTAN? ARE YOU FROM Sparta?
SPARTACUS: I AM A THRACIAN! O WONDERFUL VALERIA!
VALERIA (quickly): AND TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
SPARTAK: SPARTA-KKKKK
VALERIYA: SPARTA--KY?
SPARTAK (humiliated): KKYYYYY!
THEN BOXER RIDDICK BOW JUMPS INTO THE CONVERSATION!
RIDDICK: Necromungus is trying to manipulate me! HE gave me a Plastic KNIFE! Eh
The Energy Layers must be used against HIMSELF!
NECROMUNGUS (mockingly): RIDDICK IS NOT DANGEROUS! BECAUSE HE IS A THRAKIAN !
VIDEO: VALERIA AND SPARTAK AT THE COMPUTERS (CHAT!) SPARTAK IN GLADIATOR CLOTHES VALERIA TOO! RIDDICK (RIDDICK BOWIE!) and NECROMUNGS
ASIRIS THROWS A SMOKE GRENADE STRAIGHT INTO THE ROOM OF THE HUT!! THERE IS A INSCRIPTION ON THE SMOKE GRENADE: OPIUM!
AND HERE IT STARTED!
GOR: RA!! LET'S MAKE LOVE! (LAUGHS CLOSE UP)
RA: COME ON! IT CALCULES A TELEPATHIC IMAGE! VIDEO:
DEVIL (In the form of RAMSES16) TO THE VIZIER: And who in our country does not destroy the agricultural economy? The COLLECTIVE FARM?
VIZIR: Alumina YOUR lordship... Hittite slaves and others...
DEVIL (In the form of RAMSES16): Are there any THRACS among them?
VIZIER: This is absolutely impossible, Your Lordship. The THRAKS are under the Supervision of SATAN!
DEVIL DgiR : Harmless Satan DgIR ! What are you hiding? Where is your photo? Pig? A pig is a pig even in Africa! Where is a normal photo?
SATAN: FACE? KILL! I am mortal myself, and my image is inaccessible to NOBODY! (Draw a cow and laugh at the DEVIL with a hefty sword! COMMENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN)
DEVIL: So what? They all starred in the MOVIE, left behind images of people! HE IS ALONE (1) Such anonymity! A weighty sword without Gothic? (TELEPATHIC IMAGE: A MEMBER WITH SPIKES…)
SATAN (hides a huge SWORD IN HIS TROUSERS-PANTS = ENGLISH FLAG!): You are a COWARD! A COWARD! A WEAKENESS!
Not being able to do anything (laughs)... Let's measure our strength? Go ahead! WEAKMAN!
DEVIL: To be able to NOT do anything! LITTLE PEOPLE! FOOL! WAMBA! I have BALLOONS - A big markup!
KRUPNENIKIYAAAAAA (hits himself in the ear with his foot) (Laughing at the Close-ups… COMMENT!)
SATAN: I have a bigger STAGE BALL! SEND A PHOTO?
DEVIL: Send a PHOTO OF THE BALL (CLOSE UP)... For observing the SECRETS: NOTEBOOK program... The NOTEBOOK codes will be analyzed by the VVamba Soldering Iron... (PHOTO
WINDOWS! NOTEBAD PROGRAM!)
SATAN: First send your EGGS! Transfer the information into Bits (zeros and ones)
I AM NOT COLOR-BLIND, I CAN figure it out! ((receive photos via the Internet) I am happy to kiss the PHOTO!
I can't do that!!!! My glasses are getting thinner in KILOBITS (putting on glasses on PLASTMASSOPRAVA)... THE COMMENTS ARE LOADING)
SATAN=MICKEY ROURKE THE DEVIL IS ALSO MICKEY!!!(COMMENTING ON THE MOUNTAINS)
AMON: I AM MR. BLACK!! I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WAR!! VIDEO!
THE GREAT PETRIOTIC WAR: True - FALSE - Fiction - Truth !?
...So, in general...It has begun!
Here I thought: Our guys are advancing very cheerfully...
We need to create a barrier for THEM!
BREST FORTRESS! EXACTLY! THIS IS THE BARRIER!
There was one poor guy there... A beggar, in short...
I told him: Eat the stew and shoot!!!! HE: Yes sir! I told him: SMOKE...
HE: YES sir... I threw him some smoke, cartridges, canned food...
Can you imagine, HE shot back for a whole year! HE CREATED A BARRIER!
IN GENERAL, THIS SNIPER ALEJANDRO WAS IN MY EYE ALL THE TIME!
GERMANS: WHAT THE HELL? GUY, ARE YOU RUSSIAN?
ALEJANDRO: LAUGHING: NOT A JEW! I'M RUSSIAN!!!
GERMANS: WE WILL NOT SHOOT YOU WITH A CANNON!! WE WILL TAKE YOU ALIVE!!
A YEAR LATER THEY STARTED INTERROGATING ALEJANDRO!! THEY THROWED HIM HEROIN-COCAINE+WHORES!!!
AND HE CROOKED!! SAID HE WAS GERMAN!! CAN YOU IMAGINE?
SETH STARTS HIS THINGS:
Have you read Pushkin's "The Stingy... Ugh, the Generous LOSER?"
Read this book carefully and do the opposite!
Hand over the currency! Eh...You can't kill me with Pushkin..
Oh, if only it weren't for Geese... My Geese are in Lianozovo... And you can't surprise me with Pushkin!
- How does a YOUNG RAKEBALL wait for a date with some slut LuKava?
- Have you heard the news?
- WELL?
- HESS Could Not Stand the Fuhrer's Bullying and Fled...
- An episode in the toilet? OnNANISM? A parachute jump? Who cares...
The real HESS mocked everyone in his BUNKER...
- Cool?
- Cool. I was amazed..GES-TAPO!
- Why did they bomb LONDON?
- Churchill refused...
- Obviously?
- It turned out to be obvious... I'm afraid of communism, that's what I said...
- Who was burned?
- No. 7 was burned... No. 1 - Nobadi, No. 2 - Fuhrer, No. 3 - Adolf Hitler - remained in Power!
- Cool...
- Cool!
- You're lying.
- Yes...
ASIRIS (ADDRESSING EVERYONE):
NOBLE TEACHERS!
GOOD TEACHERS! HELP TO DEAL WITH A DIFFICULT TEENAGER (Nickname SOYER TOM)
A MATTER OF HONOR! A REQUEST TO THE INTELLIGENTSIA...
I was looking for a difficult teenager on the Internet! I came across an easy one (LOVSAN NETWORK). The fiend of Hell ruined MY WINDOWS and peed in the MY DOCUMENTS FOLDER! MINIATURE DIFFICULTIES
DON'T FART!... So what if he reinstalls NETWORK1-4-16! HELP FIND a difficult teenager! I'LL EXCHANGE him for two easy ones and one BREAST (access 18?). The girl with glasses doesn't
SUGGEST: VISTA IS CHANGING!
Heavy computer hardware to help me pump up..AMINO acids-ANABOLICS are over! SEND IT IN A MAIL CONTAINER email dogcom! I am 15 years old and my name is
NICOLAS (LAYER!) (PHOTO OF NICOLAS CAGE BLOWING ON THE BAGPIPE!) ...I got a bad grade in physical education! LOOKING FOR A COUPLE OF DATES ON THE INTERNET... (VIDEO: ASSIRIS - changes appearance!
"A BLIND STORY" WITH KEANU REEVES...SITTING AT THE COMPUTER!!! PROSTITUTE DEVILS ARE FLYING AROUND (VAN HELSING!)
THE SET CONTINUES! VIDEO "17 Moments of SPRING!! PHOTO! SOUND..."
STEGLITZ AND MULLER!
Müller: How did your fingers end up on the suitcase with the ratzia?
STIRLTS!
Think for yourself: Steglitsy = princes... 400 years to rule Germany... And then a radio operator... Communism...
What nonsense... I won't tempt fate...
Stirlitz: was walking down the street, helped the old woman Shapoklyat drag a suitcase... A young man in a German uniform saw this!
(part-time Spy of the West! ABWER)
Müller: Go Stirlitz... I BELIEVE YOU! (to himself: I won't tempt fate!)
ASSIRIS: DO YOU KNOW THIS DIALOGUE? HE PUT ON HIS GLASSES AND READS A BOOK (he took it out from his bosom!)
POSITIONS (YULIAN SEMENOV VOLUME 2: Investigator and Schellenberg!)
Investigator: Do YOU think that Hitler planned assassination attempts on himself?
Schellenberg: I don't know! (HIM: So I'll tell you! What if HITLER finds out!)
GORE SAYS:
DEVIL (approaches ISAAC AZIMOV, scratches his testicle, grins nastily): SO WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF AGRICULTURE AT THE SEVN STAGE?
A.YZEK AZIMOV (HYPNOSIS-SAD): Slaves of YOUR HIGHNESS! EVERYTHING IS LIKE YAGIPT... WELL, HYDRAponics...
DEVIL(SVREPA, LIGHT A FIRE IN K-9'S PUDDLE): ROBOTS?
raised his voice!
DEVIL: You are smart and OBSERVANT!
FOUNDING FATHER(VARCHLIVA): Robots have a different PRICE TAG! They, dear, will be pouring Marijuana into the MATRIX Eggs of Humans! Each has its own device (capsule!)
PORTIONS!!!
DEVL: The Devil's Weed? A MAGICIAN!
FATHER: EVERYTHING IS CALCULATED IN BITS(0-1): IS IT UNDERSTANDABLE?
GORE CONTINUES:
The action takes place in Nizhny Tagil (1941)
The Great Patriotic War has begun!…
Goebbels, thoughtfully looks at the map of the USSR... Thinks: "Soon the evil will be destroyed... Blitzkrieg! Heil Hitler... Anubis sacrifices Jazz Music to Socialism... This
good...JZ...Ja...Not bad..."
Warda appears and says to Goebbels:
- My finger hurts! Blow please! It HURTS!
ANUBIS:
- Well then blow...And what is this finger? THAT one?
UaRda suddenly falls on the table...
Goebbels begins to undress, thinking: “It’s a bit stuffy… To fuck or not to fuck… It’s stuffy… I need to fuck – to clear my brain…”
Starts to fuck Wardu...
Priest Ameni, watching through the webcam, deliberately says out loud: “GOOD!!! MY SHIT DOESN’T SMELL!”
Carlos Castaneda out loud: "Did he say Shit or IT?"
GOR: Oncology center, moron!
Action 2-1:
The young poet Pentaur (LEONARDO di CAPRIO) confesses his love to Bent-Anat, the beautiful princess of Lower Egypt:
- Oh my HatShipsut, Oh my Love... I'm crazy about your fingers!
PTA (in the image of Bent-Anat), doomed:
- THAT FINGER?
- I continue to hate you, my fairy!
- Is your hatred towards me feminine or masculine?
- Both male and female, of course...
AMENI deliberately out loud: “Bent-Anat has captivated Pentaur’s poetic soul! I WILL BECOME A TYRANT!” He begins to instill all sorts of nasty things in Bent-Anat…
Bent-Anat begins to speak in broken English:
- FUCK..FUCK..FROG…Ganzer!!!
PETAUR, having read BENT-ANAT’s thoughts, says:
- The poetic soul of Ameni was processed by the old para-shit... How terribly the jackals howl today!
ANUBIS: - Is the amount large?
Carlos Castaneda without stopping: “OncoDispanaer! Oncological dispensary! Oncologic dispensary!
Asiris, inserting Carlos Castaneda's line into the tape recorder: "And how will you die?", pecks Goebbels... Goebbels' penis falls off at the most important moment...
An old para-shit approaches the mummy and starts scratching his chin: "What is this GANZER egg? Video, photo... Where can I find this egg..."
...Here the chain of thoughts and events was interrupted... The three-armed hunchback decided to bring clarity to this issue... Did I say clarity? In fact, it doesn't matter... Not clarity... Clarity is NOT clarity... What's the difference?
Act 1-1
Old Para-shit, having carefully read the inscription on the dollar, says:
- It is written: GOD IS WITH US…
EGYPTIAN GODS, all together:
- NOT VAN!
Old Para-shit, pretending to be deaf:.
- Ne Van? NAver…
Starts to chew SHISH-TAUK:
- What is HIS name? Should I go to a witch and ask for advice?
With a shuffling cavalry gait he heads towards the Witch...
The witch, feigning ignorance, asks Para-shit:
- You don't know how to disassemble a machine gun?
Para-hit:
- AK-47?
- It doesn't matter which one! Kalashnikov?
Para-hit:
- You're dressed fashionably! Where can I get some weed? I want to smoke! DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME?
Goebbels approaches loaded with machine guns, grenades, knives and military equipment:
- Who's going to smoke here?
Para-hit:
- Nowadays it’s fashionable to go fully armed... Do you know how to light a fuse?
The witch, offering Goebbels a hookah:
- What numbers! Laser sight! Ready to kiss YOU fully armed! Got it?
Goebbels, lighting the hookah lamp:
- I've had an order from the Third Reich in my head for three days now...
Witch (doomed):
- Is this about cats?
Goebbels, with surprise:
- You were ordered too? Niht VAR?
- NICHT!
Old Para-shit Out loud for all to hear:
- HIS name is VAN NICHT!
He claps his hands and heads off to the station for the fast train "BERLIN-ALEXANDRIA"
ANUBIS : THIS is MY TRAIN!
GOR : This is MY TRAIN!
RA: Come to your senses! The train says "RAfferty!"
The inscription on the train changes... You can only read "I LOVE YOU", the rest is gibberish from Hieroglyphs...
Act 2-0
Medical office. Goebbels gives Parker, the Golden Pen Rider, an enema…
Carlos Castaneda watches this exciting process through the lens of a video camera, worried: "What is the composition of the Enema? What is the liquid in it? How can I recognize this elixir and publish it!"
ANUBIS: The devil's herb is divided into portions (partes). Each portion is different, each has its own unique task and purpose…
GORE: THIS IS MY PORTION!
ASIRIS (suddenly!): I think we need to do this grass again!
THAT (gloomily): IS THIS YOUR DECISION?
Goebbels to Parker:
- You're great! You endured SUCH pain! Lidocaine with high-concentration Aspirin!
He smiles grimly and thinks: “I said the wrong recipe!”
Parker, humiliated:
- I thought this enema contained chamomile infusion! Pig!
AMENI, inspires Carlos Castaneda: “You think that Mescalito takes you with him... You think badly of Mescalito... O-O-O Mescalito!!!!!”
Carlos Castanedo starts beating the drum and dancing...
Action 0-2 ( COPS!)
Carlos Castaneda controls HuaRda via radio, thinking: "Pentaur needs to fuck her!"
Uarda, stripped to his heels, lustfully backs away towards Pentaur:
- Fuck me! I'm completely exhausted! I can't...Fuck me!
Pentaur, stripped to the waist, said out loud:
- You need to pump the ball! Do push-ups! Sweat! Take a bath! SHOWER!
UARDa, approaching the poet:
- Everything is fine with everyone, only with you there is nothing but tricks!
An old Para-shit, who was late for the train, bursts into the room, starts to undress and shout:
- Lupu! Lupu! Lupu!!! Window, Blanket, door!
Pentaur:
- I'm starting to get angry!
PRIEST AMENI, GIGGLE: The poetic soul of Pentaur is seized by anger! It is time to add Oil to the Fire!
RA TELLS! AND SHOWS!
THE GREAT PETRIOTIC WAR: True-FALSE-Fiction-True!? PART TWO!
No. 1 (Nobody-Fuhrer-Hitler) von Kraufdt:
- Will you fly?
- Yes, yes! Ya vol mai Führer!
- Point Dagestan... Village Kurush... 2000 meters above sea level...
As soon as we occupy this point the Earth is Ours! Learn ANTIFarsi (Kurush), there
the descendants of the Achaemenids live... They will understand... You will say that we will make THEM kings...
Like before...
- I'll tell you...Why this nonsense?
- We must! There is a place there (4000 meters above sea level), where real kings live...
The Earth is ruled by... Earthquakes... cataclysms... This point (Shows on the map)
very significant...I suppose that this is the heart of the Earth...
- Smoke?
- Yes... The probability is not high, but try... Give it to those who are close to them (slave system)
pistol, bayonet-knife... Yes! You don't have to teach me!... Get to Work!
Southern Dagestan, War, Landing of German troops in a geographically important point...
GRANDFATHER PASSES BY (Edhem)
- Who are you?
- Local!
- Achaemenid?
- YES...
Von Kraudt (scratches his ear, as if to fool):
- We are here on a Great mission! GIFTS!
Well, HE took these gifts and invited them home...
IN RESULT: DENUNCIATION Asan-AGI (HE is a spy!)
The CheKists arrived (a black raven!), they took him, pressed him, and... Edhem told us everything...
The CheKists in the hut of the hermits who were there 300 years before the birth of Christ
live:
- Conjure War back, otherwise we'll kill you!
- HA-HA-HA-HA!
The Chekists thought about it...Then the smartest one suggested:
- Let's destroy their house!
And as soon as He said this, the hermits agreed...It was impossible to destroy their house - this
the way to the heart of the Earth...I had to conjure the War in the Reverse direction - KURSK BULGE!!!!!!
PTA (VERSION):
AMON - EGYPTIAN GOD
SET - EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD
Carlos CASTANEDA - Records what is happening on tape to publish a book:
"The Teachings of John CONNOR"
PENTAURUS - Sinner, pretends to be an Asshole
JOV - Vampirsha
AMON (to himself, addressing SETH): Have you heard the poems?
SETH: I have little interest in the despicable Indulgences, they make little sense... Secret desires, obscenity and some kind of stupid excitement! Little sense!
AMON (to himself, sadly): But there is Dynamics...
SETH: DEE?
AMON: A-A-And how can we get to know our friend better?
SETH: A philosophical question... Little sense... I am ignorant of these unlikely principles of natural science... You know, I am more interested in history...
AMON: Chess?
SETH: What else? Needs to be done…
AMON, angrily: In the game with PENT, all means are fair! The fifth element!
SETH, menacingly: I'll be damned! You raised your voice!
AMON, getting irritated, continued softly: Mila YOV! IT'S REACHED! Where there are many easy things, there are also many difficult ones...
CET, calm down: is RA participating?
AMON, contemptuously: A deal?
...Here the chain of thoughts and events was interrupted...RA decided to clarify this issue...Did I say clarity? In fact, it doesn't matter...Not clarity...Clarity is NOT clarity...What's the difference?
Pentaur slowly loads the Mauser, pulls the trigger... Instead of a shot, there are clouds of smoke... A voice is heard from the pistol:
- Where does this need to shoot at... come from?
Pentaur interrupts:
- I have little interest in the despicable Indulgences, they make little sense... Secret desires, obscenity and some kind of stupid excitement! Little sense.
Out of NOWHERE appears a seductive vamp woman... HER name is VOY... She slowly approaches Pentaur, biting her lip... Laughs:
- You're funny...
- Seductress...
- You are very funny... You are beautiful...
Pentaur, for some reason confused:
- Little sense, little sense...little...
The woman continued to laugh:
- Not much sense?
Pentaur:
- Victim?
VAMP:
- A philosophical question... I will fulfill YOUR WISH!
Pentaur, looking into the void:
- Desire? Little sense...
HOWL, angrily:
- Oh, that's not much sense! Who do you think you are, puppy!
VOY starts swearing...
Carlos Castaneda, watching what was happening through a DIA projector:
- What, the conversation isn’t going well... We need to create a cozy atmosphere...
Turns off all the lights in house number 40…
HOWL, doomed:
- Now the Light has gone out... Doesn't this mean... That we need to do THIS?
- EXACTLY! - Pentaur answers and hurries into another room, takes a book from the shelf and reads aloud:
- The rules are simple: all men and women between the ages of eighteen and fifty are allowed to participate in the hunt, regardless of skin color, religion or nationality...So
Just!
AMON: EXACTLY, EXACTLY!
Carlos Castaneda, look at the ceiling: EXACTLY...
AMON: Life is short...
Carlos Castaneda: And the years fly by... We need to organize a foreign SHOW... GREECE! The question of questions! THEY ARE IN DEBT UP TO THEIR OWN POINTS... Let them pay in blood... Gladiator fights!
HAIR! Circus - Arena - Broadcast to the whole world...Bets...Not a bad business...I will wind their debts on a thread and will unwind...Slowly - slowly...And when the time comes...
SETH: Philosophical question!
Carlos Castaneda: I will strip them naked! They will perform naked in the Arena... Until they die... And when they die, new ones will come... What else can I think of that is so bad?
SETH, mentally addressing himself: AMON! I know you are busy with Telepathic Control... BUT what is so special about this CUBA?
AMON: CUBE-A? A philosophical question... Who do THEY worship? Themselves? And what is the point of that? CONFUCIUS? Same problem...
SETH: Poverty is NOT a vice?
AMON: We must fight vices...In the fight you will find your name!
SETH: So be it! You now have a name, ELOHIM. What is your NAME again?
Pentaur, looking under VOY's skirt: Wakim...
Carlos Castaneda, delighted: So the conversation is sealed!
Turns on the lights in house number 40.
PENTAUR: Oh my HatShipSut, Oh my Love... I am crazy about you... MY Juice! My tender gingerbread of unbridled DESIRES! Il bee fucking about you...
VOY : YOU! COME HERE! COME TO MY DESIRE!
( Thoughts of GOR - Mathematics: ALGEBRA)
GOR: So... We take a logarithmic ruler... Task... We measure the probability... AHA! OK... We apply the function... The psychogram of correspondence... We change
function...Root...Infinity...Moving the line of fates...Adding confusion...Careful analysis of the correspondence. Integral...Summarizing the range...So again...We take
Slide rule...WILL NOT WORK! Decimal Logarithm of numbers!...Okay!...NOT necessary...Apply the T-Date...Excellent
ONLY THEN CAN BE HEARD UNINTELLIGIBLY: E-KI-BAS-TUZ…
(Thoughts of ASIRIS: GEOmetry)
A circle of small radius contains a LARGER VOLUME! Radians are needed… A METRE is not needed…
The area of the power moment is directly proportional to the Power intervention of the 4th DIMENSION? Integral? AXIOM: 4th dimensions are the Middle Worlds of Hell... Who wrote this Axiom? I,
Certainly…
On Mars, it's the other way around: A circle of small radius contains a volume of something larger! Does the Center act on Jupiter? Gravity... I'll turn to Anubis... Doesn't want to... I'll get it myself... Gravity on Jupiter –
this is the Center on the cloud... GAS! Gas Shells-spheres! Impact... Circle, Radian...
Square-RA CIRCLE... Circle is a Laser square... And a square is NOT a circle... Not bad... Entrance to the sixth dimension... Laws...
(Physical reflections of Anubis-Horus-RA in a moment of gravity)
Gravity…Center of gravity…Minute or second? Question of time…Light beam? Electrons impact on Plasma? Suppose…Energy! SUBSTANCE! Plasma…
The speed of propagation of energy E is equal to Ce to the power of two E (Mathematical analysis of the formula...) I will turn to the MOUNTAIN!... Doesn't want... THEN: Resistance in the Wire Circuit Straight
Proportional to Voltage and Inversely Proportional to Power!...Aha... Power: CURRENT (I) inverter!... We swap the connectors (PHASE SHIFT!) ...We get CURRENT Y!
Okay... We get a speed twice the speed of Light... Not bad...
…We humans are born with an internal drive to explore our surroundings. ..
As young people, WE are deeply interested in the world and passionately
we strive to assert ourselves...We are often rewarded for these attempts
learn new things, solve puzzles, and win games...
But at the same time, the world with its own rules limits the freedom of ours
research...For our bravest and most blind scientists and technology entrepreneurs, For people searching for the meaning of life, and also people like RA-HORS-Anubis-ASiris,
Following the inner call, great shocks are provided, allowing us to look at things DIFFERENTLY!
Which seemed impossible to others!!
THAT one tells and shows!:
THE GREAT PETRIOTIC WAR: True-FALSE-Fiction-True!? PART THREE BATTLE FOR BERLIN(KRAM)!
In the Battle of Furious Attacks, different bullets ring out... How can you tell... WHERE IS THE 100 TON GOLD with a swastika?
Where are the diamonds?
Dissolved...
Stalin got angry and created the GDR (DDR in our language),
In response, we created DDR2, DDR3, DDR4 (coming soon!)
I'm sitting at work, wiping diamonds... Goering (my boss) comes up:
- You don't know where the GOLD is?
- I know... A bird with one wing?
- You ask!
- Sweden...
- Diamonds?
- They stole BIRGK AND DGEM...Why do you need it?
- I wonder...When was the last time I saw Him...
- WHICH? Whom all the murders were planned for?
So He planned them for Himself!
- Chatter! You're talking nonsense!
And then came that HOUR (1946), WHEN from HELL (Middle Worlds, Fourth Dimension…)
A Flying Saucer arrived. And appeared in the RHINE River...
Adolf Hitler, aka NOUBADI-TLA-BI (INTELLIGENT), found her... And began to rule...
THERE IS NO POINT IN WRITING FURTHER, Goering knew about the submarine, but did not know what it was
for the submarine... Partly it didn't matter
,
for nothing lasts forever under the moon except our illusions.
But no one wants their illusions to be threatened...
Noubadi (climbs into the matrix...1946...silence)
Sit down in the telepathic chair...
The automation is triggered...
Telepathic transmission of further actions GAGtungr!
Connector Jig, NEO, TRINITY, MORPHEUS...And then...
Light MATRIX - SPINNER - VIRTUAL Reality!
Same thing...Did you press the button?
PTA(AGAIN):
(JEALOUSY)
Pentaur (after the kiss): And why did I do it? Because I was angry.
(draws one circle) Why did I get angry? Because that fool went to Amon. (draws a smaller circle) Why did I stop her?
Because she will suffer. (even smaller circle)
Why don't I want her to suffer?...
GORE: Because you're a fool!
Pentaur, not paying attention: Who is she to me?.. How complicated and confusing everything is...
GOR: Careful analysis of the dysfunction leads to mathematical modulation of further transformations based on quadratic equations!
Pentaur: I think she's suffering too... I don't know what's happening to me,
I want to fall into the grass or roll into a puddle...
GORE: TO THE LODGE?
Pentaur: Yeah, right into the K-9 puddle... They have everything prepared there... Pre-prepared items!
GORE, surprised: So you were pretending!
Pentaur: What do you know about pretense... Don't stand where I can't see you! My teeth hurt a little...
GORE: And you don't see me anyway! You're blind! But you hear perfectly well, that's a fact! What am I, a dentist? And you just let her go?
Pentaur: Yes. She said it hurt her to be near me. So I let her go.
GORE: I bet you didn't let her go, you just let her down! Only someone who tried to hold on with all their might can say they let her go. Did you ever try to hold on to her? What you saw then in
Japan... It was my attempt to hold on to her, but she still left. Maybe I seemed pathetic and funny to you, but only because I did everything I could... I have the right to say "let go". You did this
Never done that? Just stood there like a statue. And didn't even think about running after her when she was running away from pain. Well done! You can continue to stand there with a stone face and watch her run away from you.
Cold-blooded Wang Gen Do.
Pentaur: Take ONE DO? Did you hear those strange sounds?
MOUNTAIN: Yes. Something rustled. And what animals live in the mountains? Although, these are not mountains, but rather hills.
Pentaur: It makes little sense...
GORE: Your face. I know what happened to your face.
Pentaur: What are you talking about?
GORE: You wanted to have a controller with you... So you got one.
Your face. It... Now you will definitely have to learn self-control.
.
You will never be able to give in to emotions... feelings... because...
Pentaur, with a sudden burst of rage, throws the mirror away.
The blood-red mask glowed again under his skin.
He rushed into the vestibule and began frantically putting on his diving suit.
GORE: What kind of expedition is this to Alpha Centauri?
Pentaur: This must be the starship of the Second Expedition to Centaur. Look,
is it moving or not?
He approaches the computer and types: SKYNET: HABLE: ALFA CENTAUR
The computer displays: DINO!
HORUS: Have you read the Scroll of Pentaur?
Pentaur: No need to talk about sad things... When was it... At the end of my life... And I wrote all sorts of nonsense... The square section, for example!
GOR: Section Square? I don't remember it being written there!
Pentaur: Did you read the real scroll or a fake? Ask the priests!
HORUS, in a rage: AMENIS, RAMENIS, and what was your name, Ramunis or something?
FROM STUTTGART appear four entities filled with vacuum... In the glasses from the movie Hellboy 2 it is clearly visible...
... PRIEST AMENI: "So that's what he lacks! He has not yet experienced the heat of ambition... So let us kindle this heat in him for his benefit and ours...
And the priest AMENI read the scroll of PENTAURUS... And AMENI doubted his own significance... And he poisoned AMENI PENTAURUS with cobra venom... And the young priest-poet PENTAURUS, he is also the EGYPTIAN GOD, died for
in order to be reborn again...
I learned about this act of PTA... I looked at STUTTGARD and decided that all five of them were (AMENI PEN's , RAMENI RAZYOM , AMENIS TRYN , RAMENIS PI and ……) and relieved them of their official duties
duties, to put it simply, punished….
- Haven't talked for a long time, Priest AMENI? (HORS)
- notR…NoTR…Not much sense…DAME de PARIS…
…In fact, he was very old…He appeared under different guises and different names…
GORE: You acted meanly...
Pentaur: What do you know of meanness, GOR?
HORUS: So be it! You now have a name, ELOHIM. Repeat your NAME?
Pentaur: Wakim...
GORE: Are you pretending?
Pentaur: What DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PRETENSE, ZI-BU-NA…
HORUS: A BALL is a Laser Cube... Our Universe is a BALL (CUBE)... Two Universes - two Balls (Cubes)... These two cubes are applied to each other in chaotic disorder... Transitions between
Universes (diagonal)
It was through this diagonal that the Dinosaurs arrived... From another Universe... ALFA CENTAUR
SETH, mentally addressing himself: AMON! I know you are busy with Telepathic Control... BUT what is so special about this CUBE-A?
AMON: CUBE-A? Philosophical question...CUBE-B... Rubik's cubes... Applied to each other...
GOR: Aren’t you the one applying them…Side to side…Diagonal…
SETH: You answered that question yourself...Live in a barrel...HADES!!!
SETH AGAIN ABOUT INTELLIGENCE (IN BROKE LANGUAGE... DRUNK!)
LEADERS! Secrets of the PENTAGON?
GENTLEMAN Condom Obama! Our submarine Yu-96 has recorded a secret conversation between two dolphins!
ON the ULTRAzvk frequency!! FOR the pyrolysis I used the fossil program SURDOPIRIVADILKA, bought in Moscow, on GORbushka! (the money is NOT small: 700 rubles!). To my shame I MUST admit that in
talker intervene (or intervene: Give me a dictionary, I can't understand it, stupid!) ENGLAND (OR AMBRELLIA?): Give me a dictionary, I can't understand it, stupid! PRINTOUT ATTACHED (call) PHOTO downloaded from
INTERNET With the help of the program GOOGLE (do you know it? Moron)... DANISENIYA I COMPOSE so that the ENIGMA cipher will suffocate at night (of perfection?) FOR_BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
Dolphin KRI: WHAT'S there by the Red Sea? A mess?
Dolphin GUM-GUM: ssssss! KADAFIEEEE!! FIR-FIR!
MOM (choking with RAGE, SCREAMING INTO THE MICROPHONE): IS IT TIME TO DRINK TEA!?
SETH AND ANUBIS (CHORUS)
REPORTS FROM THE CENTER JUBI-40 TO THE HUSSEIN REGIME (East Berlin, ERFURD)
ADOLF HITLER: YOU WORK A LOT, OH ANGEL-EEE!
ANGELE: Go away, damn it... You've got into trouble!
ADOLF HITLER: YOU WORK A LOT, OH ANGEL-EEE!
ANGELE: I'M CALLING FROM PARIS!
A.G.: FROGGLES! CAN THEY BE ABLE to bore a PSYCHOTRONIC VOLTAGE MULTIPLIER RESISTOR TO A COPY?
ANGELE: THEY HAVE HATCHES IN SPACE 1940! WHAT IS THIS ACCUPATION FRANCE?
A.G.: YOU WORK A LOT, OH ANGEL-EEEE! (thoughtful): I HAVE NO SECRETS FROM YOU! THE OCCUPATION IS NOT A BLO! IT'S A SPECIALIST! FRANKIE DRESS OUR COMPANY AND GVRITT FERSTEIN! I DO
is this bad? in english?
ANGELE: AND I'M MARRIED!
A.G.: WOODPeCKERS FROM SPACE HAVE YOU HEARD?
ANGELE:VIDEO KIDS&?
ADOLPH: RAMSTEIN, YOU FOOL!
FURTHER the signal JUMPS...The LAWN MOWER may be to blame!
GOR tells and shows the Moment of the film "The Fate of Man" USSR:
A man (a Russian driver) ends up in a concentration camp! HE IS TAKEN TO DEATH in a CREMATORIUM! INTERROGATION IN FRONT OF THE CREMATORIUM!
GERMAN: I'LL BURN!
RUSSIAN: BURN THE BASTARD!
GERMAN: RUSSIAN?
RUSSIAN: YES! FASCIST!
GERMAN: SCHNABS?
A RUSSIAN DRIVER persuades a German to have a drink (I don’t have a snack after the first one!) so that he won’t be afraid to die!
GERMAN (respectfully): Here's a loaf of bread and LARD for you!! GO!! TO YOUR CELL! Next!
The next one (a Jew) comes in and yells: Don't kill me! Kill HIM! I'm useful to YOU!
GERMAN: SIEGERHEI (TO THE FURNACE!) next!
Russian Driver (exhausted) enters the cell! The HUNGRY eyes of the Jews are looking at him!
RUSSIAN DRIVER (introducing): EVERYONE EQUALLY?
(TO HIMSELF!): NO FUCK!
He eats lard and bread and SNORES contentedly!
ASIRIS: WHAT ABOUT BERLIN? (HE SNIFFS COCAINE)
ANUBIS: F….TO HELL!…I'M TIRED OF IT…
drunk Richie BLACKMORE stumbles into the hut and says:
I AM MR. BLACK!
ALL IN CHORUS: Agreed...They're leaving-disappearing! I'M SICK OF IT!!!
THE END (then a child's voice: END of HIROSHIKO's proof of the function DE to the power of X! TEACHER'S VOICE: WHICH IS WHAT WAS REQUIRED TO BE PROVED!)
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